I was on dictionary.com today for no other reason than I am constantly bored and need ways to amuse myself, I have given urban dictionary a rest seeing as they would not add my word "fart-plugger" to their list, in my opinion a fart-plugger is a homosexual male who "pitches" yes I shall use it in a sentence "You Sir are a dust-ruffling fart-plugger" but anyway I'm getting off on a tangent
On dictionary.com today I was curious and typed in "love" and wtf there were 21 different definitions and a few more that used other words along with it. but sheesh!!! words should have a max of 3-5 definitions and five is pushing it, I mean other than slang words should not mean that many different things! Seeing as love is apparently so hard to define I offer the theory that it is a fake word meant simply to confuse us by the Christian Majority (which I happen to be part of) it is true, love is often attached to monogamy an act that is biologically insignificant and somewhat irrational based on the idea of survival of the species. Could it not be that Christians, Jews, Muslims, or some other religion created this concept to keep us from our baser instincts? Who knows, I don't, nor do I care, look it up if you feel like it but I for one want to play heroclix.
Haha another argument started between Chelsea and me this time as to whether or not the Crow Comic sucks, and from her perspective yes the Crow does rock, if you're a 14 year-old-girl or have the psyche of one, but to most normal people the Crow is garbage end of story I shall entertain no more time or opinions on the subject. Of course this could be my own bias opinion and as we all know opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and thinks everyone else's stinks.
Bought Red Dragon for $3 yesterday at work, not that it really matters it's just a great movie I got for a great deal.
I'm hoping to win a bid on a Sinestro Corps lot on ebay, I bid high so hopefully I'll finally get it this time

Also bidding on that Arkham Asylum Map I didn't get for free because of not being able to go to the tournaments. And also A Gaurdian of Eternity all very nice
So what's in the news today? Don't care
So have you heard about the policies Obama will enact?
1. The row of roses in front of the White House shall be replaced by Watermelons
2. The White House kitchen staff will be replaced with a 24-hour KFC
3. All tax rebates will be renamed "reparations"
4. Money will be printed on plain paper because Cotton is no longer politically correct
5. He's going to blow up the worst place on earth, Scranton Pennsylvania
6. He will require all Americans who wish to purchase goods and services to get a mark somewhere on their body, he will declare war on Christianity and bring about the end of times at which point Jesus will come down on a cloud of glory, kick Obama's ass back to hell and usher in 1000 years of peace
7. the National past time will change from Baseball to dice in the alley
8. School children will no longer be served milk and instead their lunches will include one 40 of Malt Liquor
9. the words "under God" in the pledge of allegiance will be changed to "keepin it real"
10. There will be no Red states there will be no Blue States, there will simply be East side and West side
11. He will not only legalize weed, but also crack
12. As a gesture of aid to his people, convicted felons will no longer be ineligible to vote
13. BLACK PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT FROM WHITE PEOPLE AND THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
Attention citizens your lives are over, please don't bitch about it...THAT IS ALL!!!!